Baru gue nyadar… kalo 1 bulan terakhir ini… email baru gue di yahoo.co.id itu serinnnnnnnnngggg banget dikirimin email aneh. Huuu… kenapa belakangan hari ini hidupku penuh dengan keanehan?

Nih emailnya…

Tanggal: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:40:10 +0300
Dari: madam_grace01@mail.iki.lt Tambahkan ke Buku Alamat
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Topik: URGENT REPLY NEEDED!!!

FROM THE DESK OF MADAM GRACE ZONGO
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO .
MOBILE PHONE/ +226/78/87/92/56 .

CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE MAIL ID. (madam_grace2006@rocketmail.com)

Dearest One! ,

I am the manager of Bill and Exchange at the foreign Remittance
Department of BANK OF AFRICA(BOA) here in Burkina – Faso. I got your
contacts in INTERNET SEARCH, After much consideration i decided today
to write you since I cannot be able to see you face to face at first.

I will like you to take your time to read this mail carefully. I did

not mean to embarrass you with my Business Proposal but I seriously
need your Assistance For the betterment of our life’s. Please this
transaction is confidential and 100% Risk Free and it requires urgency.

In My Department I discovered An Abandoned Sum of $12.5m usd ( TWELVE

MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS) In an account that
Belongs to one of our Foreign Customer Who Died Along with his entire
family at the THE WORD TRADE CENTER on september 11 .2001 AMERICA
ATTACK.

Since we got information about his death the bank has been expecting
his next of kink tp come over and claim his money becuase we cannot
release it unless some Body applie for it as the next of kin or
relaction to the Deceased as indicated in our Banking Guidlines and
Laws, but unfortunately we leart that all his supposed next of kin or
relactions Died Alongside With him At the Same Day 11sept 2001 Attack
In USA.

The Owner of this Account is LATE MR JOSEPH F. GRILLO . He is the
Manager Of petrol chemical service, A Chemical Engineer by Profession.

He died in world trade center as a victim of the September 11,2001
Incident that befall the United State of America , the bank has made
series of efforts to contact any of the relatives to claim this money
but without success,

I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the
money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety

andsubsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t
want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Fund.

The banking law and guidine here stipulates that if such money
remained unclaimed after Seven years, the money will be tranfered into

the bank treasurey as unclaimed Fund I therefore agree that 40% of
this money will be for you as foreigner partner, in respect to the
provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses
incured during the business and 50% would be for me. There after I
will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages
indicated. Therefore, To enable the immediate transfer of this fund to

you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next
of kin to the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account
number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
communication and location where in the money will be remitted.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is
hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all
required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should
contact me immediately as soon as you recieve this letter by my mobile

phone number +226/78/87/92/56 .. Trusting to hear from you
immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Madam Grace Zongo

Ehhmm… sebenernya ini bukan pertama kalinya sih. Di email2 gue yang lain juga dulu2 sering gue dikirimin email kek gini. Cuma karena tuh email dalam bahasa Inggris dimana gue perlu waktu lebih lama buat bacanya *ngaku hihihi*, jadi… begitu lihat nama pengirimnya berbau2 asing… langsung gue delete dah.

Nah… tapi tiba2… beberapa hari yang lalu… tau2 gue dapet email yang bikin gue terbelalak…

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I wish to officially notify you that your fund is ready for transfer to you Send your details for the payment to this Email:Centralnig@Longhorns.com

Ms Cynthia Ikeh

Secretary

Fund Transfer

– Central Bank Of Nigeria

Tuuh… gue kaget aja tau2 ada yang nanya nomor rekening gue… hampir aja gue tergoda untuk reply tuh email dengan memberikan nomor rekening gue. Tohhh gue ga salah apa2… tau2 ada orang mau ngirim duit… masa ditolak sih?😉
Nah karena gue ga bales tuh email… dia kirim lagi email seperti yang pertama gue cerita tadi tuh.

Dan gue makin tergoda……………… ya Tuhan… 40% dari 12,5M USD. BERAPAKAH ITU????????? Kalkulator aja ga cukup digitnya. Gue coba hitung di PC gue…
US$ 12,500,000,000 (bener ga nolnya)… x Rp. 9,300.- = Rp. 116.250,000,000,000 (116,25T).
Menurut email di atas… gue dapet bagian 40% yang artinya: Rp. 46,500,000,000,000 (46,5T). Bayangkan……………………………………………. dengan uang segitu………………………. BETAPA KAYANYA GUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wkwkwkwkwkwkwk…

Hmmm… sepertinya simple. Dia kirim duit ke gue… terus duitnya gue ambil… terus tunggu dia dateng ke Jakarta untuk temuin gue… n duitnya itu gue balikin 60%nya. Hhhhmmmmmmmmmm…
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk…

Oke… mari pikirkan kondisi terburuknya. Saat gue dapet transferan uang segitu banyaknya… pihak bank akan nelepon gue karena curiga… seumur2 duit di rekening gue 100JT aja kagak pernah punya. Kok tiba2 dapet segitu banyaknya? Lantas gue dicurigai sebagai bandar NARKOBA international. N gue ditembak mati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huuuaaaaaaaaaa takut!!!!!!!!! Dulu waktu abis merit… waktu gue nyetor uang sekian juta hasil angpao aja… gue ditanya sama banknya, “Dapat duit dari mana? Dagang ya?” huuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh tapi2… kalo gue ngaku pas ditanya, gue bilang, “Mana saya tau! Mendadak ada orang sinting ngasih gue duit sekian banyaknya! N gimana gue bisa nolak rejeki?
Hmmmm…. terus tuh duit diambil sama pemerintah Indonesia… n then diapain tuh duit? Dibalikin ke pemerintah Africa sono? Apa dijadiin kas negara? Loooohhh kalo dijadiin kas negara, jadinya Indonesia dong yang ikutan money laundring hihihihihihihihi…

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggGGGGGHHHHHHHH… Duh Tuhan… kuatkan imanku. hahahahahahahahaha……………………..

Dengan 46,5 TRILYUN…………. gue bisa beli pulau!!!!!!!!! bisa beli gunnung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bisa beli kota!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bisa beli negara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pak SBY, ijinin saya terima tuh duit ya Pak… entar 50%-nya saya sumbangkan untuk Indonesia deh Pak. Ya Pak ya????????????????????

hahahahaha… ***bangun Des!!!!!!!!!!!! Lu ngigo di kantor ya????***